Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The Mittani Is Not In New Hampshire

Today is the day of the New Hampshire primaries, the first primary election in the United States that the major political parties use to select their presidential nominees for the election in November.  The leading candidate in the Republican Party is Mitt Romney.  Since Mitt is not his first name, the 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll asked 951 respondents what his real first name is.  Two percent replied "Mittens".

Photographic proof Romney is not The Mittani
Source: Vanity Fair

As we all know, there is only one Mittens.  That's right, our beloved CSM6 chairman, dictator of the Cluster #### Coalition and King of Space, The Mittani.  So for the two percent or so of Americans who may think that Mittens is running for president, don't worry, he is not.

2 comments:

  1. I'd Vote for him. a bit of goons in the white house might be a good thing. If for no other reason than to go down in the history books.
    "Sorry folks, i gotta suspend this press conference, ive got a couple dozen Tech. moons to reinforce"

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